Welcome to Ubungsdorf
Founded in 1342, Ubungsdorf is the proud capital of New Skolkan. This historic village features a mix of faded baroque buildings and communist-era concrete structures. The market square, once bustling, now sees more pigeons than people on most days. Many storefronts sit empty, their windows covered with old newspaper as new conflicts disturb the atmosphere.
The streets are a patchwork of cracked asphalt and most buildings need repair but the budget never seems sufficient. Still, Ubungsdorf serves as the seat of government and the closest thing Skolkan has to a city.
Business Registry
Café Müller
Phone: 49.523The only café that's still open. Serves bitter coffee and day-old pastries. The chairs don't match and the WiFi barely works, but it's warm inside.
Address: 15 Hauptstrasse
Gasthaus Zum Ochsen
Phone: 68.227A dark tavern serving schnitzel and local beer. The same five regulars sit at the bar every night. Has three rooms upstairs for rent if you're desperate.
Address: 42 Marktplatz
Ubungsdorf Town Hall
Phone: 74.246Crumbling baroque building housing the mayor's office and administrative services. Paperwork takes forever. Open Monday-Thursday, 8am-3pm. Closed Fridays.
Address: 1 Rathausplatz
Police Station
Phone: 75.876Small station with three officers covering the entire region. Mostly deals with drunk driving and property disputes. The roof leaks in the evidence room.
Address: 8 Polizeistrasse
Bäckerei Schmidt
Phone: 30.591Family bakery open since 1923. Makes decent bread and pretzels. The son doesn't want to take over so it might close soon. Get there early before they run out.
Address: 23 Brotgasse
Metzgerei Braun
Phone: 54.069Old-fashioned butcher selling local meat and sausages. The shop hasn't been updated since 1970. Cash only. Herr Braun doesn't smile much.
Address: 56 Fleischstrasse
Skolkan General Store
Phone: 49.041Small shop selling canned goods, cigarettes, and lottery tickets. Limited selection. The owner's daughter runs the register and looks bored out of her mind.
Address: 33 Hauptstrasse
Post Office
Phone: 35.470Government-run post office with long lines and slow service. The clerk sighs heavily whenever you approach. Hours seem to change randomly.
Address: 12 Poststrasse
Medical Clinic
Phone: 37.328Small clinic with one doctor who comes in three days a week. For anything serious, you need to go to the hospital in the next region. Long waiting times.
Address: 7 Doktorweg
🎯 Activities
- Market Square The central square with a dry fountain that hasn't worked since 1998. A few elderly people feed pigeons here. There's a weekly market on Saturdays, but it's mostly just potatoes and turnips.
- St. Michael's Church 18th-century church with water damage and peeling paint. Still holds services on Sunday mornings for the dozen or so who attend. The organ needs tuning.
- Town Museum Three dusty rooms in the basement of the library showing old farming tools and photographs. Run by a volunteer who's only there Wednesday afternoons. Free admission (donation requested).
- Walking the Main Street A stroll down Hauptstrasse to see the empty shops and faded signs. Takes about 15 minutes from one end to the other. Watch for uneven pavement.
- Cemetery Walks The old cemetery at the edge of town has some interesting graves from the 1700s. Overgrown but peaceful. Popular with the three people in town who like history.
- Bus Stop Bench The bench outside the post office is where locals gather to gossip and complain about the government. Pull up a seat if you want to hear about everyone's problems.
Public Services
Mayor's Office
Phone: 69.409City administration, permits, and community programs.
Address: 1 Rathausplatz
Police Department
Phone: 43.953Regional police services for Ubungsdorf and surrounding areas.
Address: 8 Polizeistrasse
Fire Department
Phone: 67.339Fire suppression, rescue services, and safety inspections.
Address: 1 Rathausplatz (City Hall)
Medical Clinic
Phone: 38.957Primary care and urgent care for the region.
Address: 7 Doktorweg
Tax Office
Phone: 55.232Local taxes, business licensing, and payments.
Address: 1 Rathausplatz (City Hall)
Land Management Office
Phone: 56.790Zoning, land use permits, and property records.
Address: 1 Rathausplatz (City Hall)